You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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