Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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