we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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