Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
A+ Viking dick
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
