this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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