babies were throwing up all over the place
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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