You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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