I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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