Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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