Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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