just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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