you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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