Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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