he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
