My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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