so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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