The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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