I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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