Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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