party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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