This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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