The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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