It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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