Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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