Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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