And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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