Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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