I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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