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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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