Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
this will be a night to untag.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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