Walk of Shame. In a state park.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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