I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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