Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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