It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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