Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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