She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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