I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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