He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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