Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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