R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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