Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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