shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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