cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It's blow job season.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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