RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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