The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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