the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Randomize
