"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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