Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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