New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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