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ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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